by Rosco Miami (rosco@machorhino.com)
Ok guys here are the 12 days you need to mark on the calendar and celebrate. These are man days. Days you need to celebrate with other men enjoying what our lifestyle offers. Days to escape the nags of a woman. Days to ogle beautiful women. March is a loaded month guys so start planning some vacation days for then.
The list of Macho Rhino Man Holidays for 2010:
January 1 – The first day of the year is a man’s day. It’s filled with football. You can flip between college football games all day and just lie on the couch to recover from a macho new year’s eve the night before.
March 3 – The day Macho Rhino was officially started. Celebrate by visiting MachoRhino.com and wearing your Macho Rhino gear. If you don’t have any visit the shop and get a shirt!
March 17 – St. Patrick’s Day. This is a man holiday because you can get as drunk as you want and nobody cares because it’s all in honor of St. Patrick.
March 18-19 – Two days to start the 2010 NCAA Tournament. These are two ego boosting or crushing days as you see your sleepers pull their upsets or your final four teams get bounced in the first round. Sit back and enjoy two great days of college hoops.
March 30 - The birthday of the founder of Macho Rhino. Have a drink and evaluate a chick who wants to be a model on this day in my honor.
April 9 – Hugh Hefner’s Birthday. Perhaps the greatest man alive today, you should celebrate this legend’s birthday by going out with three girls that night.
May 5 - Cinco de Mayo. Another great day to get wasted and blame it on Mexico.
May 15 – The day Las Vegas was founded. Celebrate the birth of my favorite city by taking a pilgrimmage to Vegas or if you can’t make it, at least place a wager this day. Also this is Armed Forces Day so celebrate the men and women who get to play with guns and blow stuff up. Salute them!
July 4 - Celebrate the independence of the greatest country in the world, the USA!
October 10 - We are creating a new holiday for men (and maybe Lesbians) called “Babe Day”. This day has special significance this year as it falls on 10-10-10. So go find yourself a lady you’d rate a 10 and enjoy her. Let 10-10 forever be known now as “Babe Day”.
December 31 – New Year’s Eve. Usually some good bowl games are on and of course a big party that night that usually leads to amorous activity!
